I decided to remain friends, but his friendship is much like a bronze medal. So he has one fatal flaw as far as boyfriend requirements: He does not want to jump my bones. Unfortunately, I don’t seem to excite him in the same way he is content being friends. I have never met someone so physically attractive, and he is just as beautiful of a person on the inside. “I would love to try a relationship with my gay best friend. Also, we are too different in every sense of the word, which I love in friends because I like to hang with all sorts of people to get all sorts of perspectives on life, but I need my significant other to have a lot in common with me if we’re going to have a nice, easy, peaceful life together.”